Phillip: i am googling how to rob parking meters, haha.
they wouldn’t give me my faculty pass this year.
so i got a worthless student pass…
Bryan: why wouldn’t they give your a fac pass?
Phillip: i have no idea.
i’ve been getting one for 3 years.
but this year they told me it was because someone was fucking up (for 3 years).
Bryan: weird
yeah
the student one is fairly useless
Phillip: completely useless.
i have yet to find a spot in the fucking pit.
Bryan: even in the pit
wow
that does suck
Phillip: i am going to look into robbing meters spots. if not, then i’ll copy one of my friends’ faculty spots and tape it in my car.
Bryan: hm
that might work
i don’t know how rigorously they check them
Phillip: yeah
but i can bully one of my roomates into giving me his to try.
Sent at 10:45 PM on Thursday
Bryan: you’ll have trouble replicating the foil part
Phillip: i’ll go to any length to fuck them.
i’m watching youtube videos on how to get free quarters by fucking the slot with a popsicle stick.
Bryan: ha ha
dude
you are ridiculous
